Thursday, August 17, 2006
Click
The physics is darn difficult, even worse than the MYE paper. Anyway, so much happened today. I saw the two idiotic examiners after the test but refrained myself from slapping on their face. Phew, I'm glad I didn't do that as L is back. (I don't wanna get into trouble again)
The three of us went to watch Click at JEE. I saw Ah Zu there with another girl. There's a bad attitude hot dog woman and she stinks. I kept running into people who made me lost all my impatient. I guess I really need anger management and desensitize my brain.
The movie was cool, humorous and sad. Like what many people said, it's rather an entertaining movie and worth watching. Sheryl said that Georgie also like to *uck objects until that day he bacame an eunuch. He even tried to *uck the hamburger. Haha. Therefore, I conclude that all male dogs are HORNY. I wonder if there are gay dogs.
Oh ya, Jia Hui came up with a very interesting question which I had never thought of - How do bird sex? Why do I find this interesting? It is because I don't remember seeing any birds with a vagina or penis.
Here's what happen. Most birds completely lack external sexual organs -- including the males. In typical bird-sex, males introduce sperm into female bodies by pressing their sexual openings against the female's sexual opening, kiss-like. Typically this is accomplished with the male mounted atop the female, tottering and flapping his wings to keep from slipping off. Swifts and swallows mate in midair.
After mating, inside the female, sperm swim up a tube called the oviduct, at the end of which there is an ovum, inside which resides the female sex germ. If the ovum is mature, it's already equipped with yolk, the yellow part of the future egg. The sperm may now fertilize the ovum by penetrating it and uniting the two sex-cells' genetic material. Fertilization doesn't necessarily take place soon after mating; domestic chickens and turkeys can produce fertile eggs seventy days after copulation.
Taken from Backyardnature.net , more from Sfgate.com
Are you finding it hard to visualise the whole process? Let me show you a picture.
How's that?
The three of us went to watch Click at JEE. I saw Ah Zu there with another girl. There's a bad attitude hot dog woman and she stinks. I kept running into people who made me lost all my impatient. I guess I really need anger management and desensitize my brain.
The movie was cool, humorous and sad. Like what many people said, it's rather an entertaining movie and worth watching. Sheryl said that Georgie also like to *uck objects until that day he bacame an eunuch. He even tried to *uck the hamburger. Haha. Therefore, I conclude that all male dogs are HORNY. I wonder if there are gay dogs.
Oh ya, Jia Hui came up with a very interesting question which I had never thought of - How do bird sex? Why do I find this interesting? It is because I don't remember seeing any birds with a vagina or penis.
Here's what happen. Most birds completely lack external sexual organs -- including the males. In typical bird-sex, males introduce sperm into female bodies by pressing their sexual openings against the female's sexual opening, kiss-like. Typically this is accomplished with the male mounted atop the female, tottering and flapping his wings to keep from slipping off. Swifts and swallows mate in midair.
After mating, inside the female, sperm swim up a tube called the oviduct, at the end of which there is an ovum, inside which resides the female sex germ. If the ovum is mature, it's already equipped with yolk, the yellow part of the future egg. The sperm may now fertilize the ovum by penetrating it and uniting the two sex-cells' genetic material. Fertilization doesn't necessarily take place soon after mating; domestic chickens and turkeys can produce fertile eggs seventy days after copulation.
Taken from Backyardnature.net , more from Sfgate.com
Are you finding it hard to visualise the whole process? Let me show you a picture.
How's that?
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